Say Cheese!

String Cheese

smallcurdlecottage — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:09:51 +0000

I recommend just biting it, eating it top to bottom, devouring Low Fat Mozzarella String Cheese to bits. ignore all strings — it’s not worth it. It tastes better to just bite, bite bite! i don’t know why this picture is orange. i couldn’t find me brand on Google Image search. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT BRAND OF STRING CHEESE I EAT!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE STRING CHEESE!

YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheesecake — YAAAY!

dianabrieland — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:52:53 +0000

Some desperado catering company just delivered a bunch of free food to my office (including mini cheesecakes) in hopes that we’d start using them. Fat chance! Since the lot of it is most likely poisoned I am refraining. My coworkers are stuffing their maws, intoxicated by the Free = Good fallacy.

Free Cheesecake: ??? (I ain’t eatin no cheesecake off the street)

YAAAY!

Uhhh… We’ve Got A Problem

dianabrieland — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:21:37 +0000

I didn’t eat any momma-effin’ cheese yesterday! What gives?

It’s okay…it’s okay…deep breath… wait, is yogurt considered cheese?

Let’s say yes.

Total 0% Yogurt: A+++

YAAAAAAAY!

Friendship Cottage Cheese (1%)

dianabrieland — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:33:00 +0000

I had this with my lunch yesterday. It rocked. You can mix anything with cottage cheese, did you morons know that? Fruit, granola, raw beef, sand (my favourite). Anyway, then I spilled coffee all over myself and went to my Dark Place.

All in all, a raucous lunch.

Friendship (the concept): C+

Friendship (the cottage cheese): A-

Tasting notes: Curdy. Dry. Light florals on the nose.

YAAAAAAAAAY!